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"If These Woes Could Talk" is the fourth episode of the second season of Wednesday and the twelfth episode overall. It premiered on August 6, 2025, being the final episode of the first volume, and was directed by Tim Burton.
Synopsis[]
It's an Addams family investigation as Fester and Thing commit themselves to Wednesday's case. Trying to conceal one secret, Bianca stumbles on another.
Plot[]
Cast[]
Starring[]
- Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams
- Steve Buscemi as Barry Dort
- Emma Myers as Enid Sinclair
- Hunter Doohan as Tyler Galpin
- Joy Sunday as Bianca Barclay
- Moosa Mostafa as Eugene Ottinger
- Georgie Farmer as Ajax Petropolus
- Isaac Ordonez as Pugsley Addams
- Owen Painter as Slurp
- Billie Piper as Isadora Capri
- Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo as Ritchie Santiago
- Victor Dorobantu as Thing
- Noah Taylor as Bruno Yuson
- Evie Templeton as Agnes DeMille
- Luis Guzmán as Gomez Addams
- Catherine Zeta-Jones as Morticia Addams
Guest[]
- Thandiwe Newton as Rachael Fairburn
- Joanna Lumley as Grandmama
- Christopher Lloyd as Professor Orloff
- Joonas Suotamo as Lurch
- Heather Matarazzo as Judi
- Frances O'Connor as Francoise Galpin
- Christina Ricci as Laurel Gates
- Fred Armisen as Uncle Fester
Additional Cast[]
- Shaq B. Grant as Wilbur (Willow Hill Guard)
- Liv Spencer as Varicose
- Megan Elle Day as Apple Hollow Inn Clerk
- Kyle Hixon as Deputy Ryken
- Gracy Goldman as Gabrielle Barclay
- Jackie Pullford as Psychiatrist
- Jonathan Horvat as Little Fester
- Eugenia Caruso as Louise
- Valeriu Pavel Dan as Tell Tale Barita
- Philip Philmar as Augustus Stonehearst
- Tim Burton as Parrot
- Eneni Anthony as Roz (Willow Hill Guard)
- Derek Miller as Dwayne (Willow Hill Guard)
- Bryan Burroughs as Wiry Security Guard
- Philippe Zone as Willow Hill Guard
- Ellie-Doris Fogarty as LOIS Patient 1934 (Alien Girl)
- Jordan McGuinness as LOIS Patient 1937 (Half Faceless)
- Aaron De Lacey as LOIS Patient 1939 (Teenage Frankenstein)
- Claire Gavin as LOIS Patient 1936 (She Wolf)
- Maitsetseg Dorjpalam as LOIS Patient 1935 (Zombie Mask)
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- The song Isadora Capri plays on the piano is Zombie, by Irish band The Cranberries.
- Fester says "there was a shock therapist called Igor", which could be a nod to the 1939 film Son of Frankenstein.[1]